By Harry H. Harrison Jr.
When it's time for your children to go away domestic, will they be capable to face the realm? Will they be capable to deal with the NYC subway process? Will they've got skilled the problem of a summer occupation camp? Will they manage to evaluate civilizations and governments world wide? Will their imaginations were sparked in a international land? Will they be aware of that tamales usually are not fit for human consumption until eventually they take the cornstalk off?
In 1001 issues your children should still See & Do ahead of They go away Home, best-selling writer Harry H. Harrison Jr. has compiled the definitive publication for getting ready a toddler for maturity. there is lots to do…and so little time.
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560. They need to realize other people are hurting. • 561. They need to see the world through compassionate eyes. • 562. They need to start tithing. With their own money. Even if they only make $10 a week. • 563. They need to regularly do something for somebody for which they cannot be repaid. 564. They need to show love to someone who is unworthy of being shown love. This will bring them in touch with Christ. • 565. They need to be wowed by a sunset. And a sunrise if you can get them up that early.
630. They need to ice fish on one of the Great Lakes. • 631. They need to stand on a mountaintop. Experience the thrill of airplanes flying below them. • 632. They need to ride Amtrak from New York City to anywhere. And be able to get back. 633. They need to watch the bears in Yellowstone Park. From their car. And know that teenagers who leave their cars to feed bears often wind up as bear food. • 634. They need to take a picture of a moose. Not with a long lens. • 635. They need to go to a state fair.
135. They need to turn off the iPod and listen to a thunderstorm. • 136. They need to go to ball games with you. It’s a chance to yell and scream, see friends, and occasionally ask about the score. 137. They need to learn what clothes go into the washing machine, what clothes go to the dry cleaners, and what clothes to give away. • 138. They need to be home for dinner. • 139. They need to use fabric softener sheets as intended, not as paper towels. • 140. They need to hold the starch when ironing underwear.
1001 Things Your Kids Should See and Do by Harry H. Harrison Jr.